Short's Brew 'Thirst Mutilator' Grape Sparkling Hop Water, Michigan

Thirst Mutilator Grape is a non-alcoholic, sparkling hop water crafted in collaboration between Short’s Brewing and Grammy Award-winning bluegrass artist Billy Strings. The second iteration in their partnership, this nostalgic flavor combines juicy grape sweetness with the subtle complexity of hops, creating a crisp, bubbly beverage that’s carb- and calorie-free. Perfect for anyone seeking a unique, refreshing alternative, Thirst Mutilator Grape delivers big flavor with zero guilt. Have a grape day!

Product Details:

• Type: Non-Alcoholic Sparkling Hop Water
• Flavor Profile: Grape
• Alcohol Content: 0.0% ABV
• Calories: 0
• Carbs: 0
• Sugar Content: 0 g
• Certifications: Vegan-Friendly

Sensory Description:

Thirst Mutilator Grape greets the nose with a burst of juicy grape aroma reminiscent of childhood favorites, balanced by a subtle herbal hoppiness. On the palate, it’s a lively blend of sweet, fruity grape flavors and a refreshing effervescence, with a touch of hop complexity to round out the finish. The result is a nostalgic, bubbly experience that quenches your thirst and sparks joy.

Producer's Background:

Short’s Brewing Company, founded in 2004 in Bellaire, Michigan, has grown from a small-town pub into one of Michigan’s largest craft breweries. Known for their fearless creativity, Short’s blends bold flavors with a commitment to community and sustainability. Their collaboration with Billy Strings reflects a shared passion for authenticity and connection, resulting in innovative beverages that bring people together. Thirst Mutilator Grape builds on this partnership, celebrating the playful spirit of great music and bold flavor.

Serving Suggestions

Serve well-chilled at 38–42°F to maximize its bubbly, grape-forward refreshment. Thirst Mutilator Grape is perfect for concerts, outdoor adventures, or relaxed afternoons. Pair it with barbecue, fresh fruit, or salty snacks like popcorn or pretzels for a nostalgic yet sophisticated treat. Whether at a bluegrass festival or a backyard jam session, this hop water is sure to strike the right note.