St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Cocktail, New York

The St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Cocktail is a bold reimagining of the iconic Italian aperitivo, meticulously crafted to replicate the full experience of a classic Negroni, without the alcohol. Layered with floral, citrus, and bitter botanicals, this ready-to-drink zero-proof cocktail delivers elegance, balance, and depth with every sip.

Product Details:

• Alcohol: Non-Alcoholic
• Format: Ready-to-drink cocktail
• Key Ingredients: Blend of 30 raw, non-GMO, organic botanicals from five continents
• Flavor Profile: Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus, floral notes, quinine, and a balanced bitterness
• Texture: Light carbonation with a silky mouthfeel
• Sweetener: Organic Caribbean cane sugar
• Production Method: Proprietary non-dealcoholized process
• Packaging: Bottled in Brooklyn, NY
• Owners & Distillers: Louis & Matt Catizone

Sensory Description:

Poured over ice or sipped straight from the bottle, the Phony Negroni reveals layers of aromatic herbs, bright citrus peel, and earthy roots. The bitterness is assertive yet inviting, and the light carbonation lifts the vibrant botanicals for a refreshing, cocktail-like finish. Its ruby hue and rounded texture mirror the structure of a true Negroni, offering a sophisticated drinking experience with no compromise.

Awards & Accolades:

• Best of Class – 2024, San Francisco World Spirits Competition
• Double Gold – 2022, 2023, 2024, San Francisco World Spirits Competition
• Platinum – 2024, San Francisco World Spirits Competition
• Grand Gold – 2022, San Francisco World Spirits Competition

Distiller's Background:

St. Agrestis was founded in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, by brothers Louis and Matt Catizone, alongside longtime friend and spirits expert Steven DeAngelo. Drawing inspiration from their Italian-American heritage and fueled by a deep respect for Italian drinking culture, they’ve pioneered a line of amari, aperitivi, and non-alcoholic beverages that fuse tradition with innovation. Every aspect of production, from formulation to bottling, takes place in-house using only the finest wild-foraged and organic ingredients.

Serving Suggestions:

• Serve chilled in a rocks glass over ice with an orange twist
• Enjoy straight from the bottle when on the go
• Use as a base for zero-proof cocktails or spritzes
• Ideal serving temperature: 40–45°F

Why St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Cocktail:

With its balance of bittersweet complexity, rich aromatics, and polished texture, the Phony Negroni is more than just a substitute, it’s a celebration of one of the world’s great cocktails, redefined for any occasion. Whether you're abstaining or simply looking to moderate, this non-alcoholic standout is a toast to tradition without compromise.