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MilkToast Brands - "Bitch I Earned This" Wine Gift Bag

MilkToast Brands - "Bitch I Earned This" Wine Gift Bag

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A hard-earned milestone deserves packaging with a little attitude. MilkToast Brands - "Bitch I Earned This" Wine Gift Bag pairs its unapologetic message with bold black lettering and brown kraft paper. Sized for one standard wine bottle, it makes a spirited presentation for a promotion, graduation or personal achievement, especially when the recipient appreciates a well-placed swear word.

Product Details:

  • Product Type: Single-bottle wine gift bag.
  • Dimensions: 14 inches high × 4.7 inches wide × 3.5 inches deep.
  • Capacity: One standard 750 mL bottle.
  • Material: Brown kraft paper.
  • Printed Message: “BITCH I EARNED THIS.”
  • Design: Oversized black uppercase lettering on a brown background.
  • Handles: Flat brown ribbon handles.
  • Base: Reinforced bottom.
  • Tissue Paper: Not included.

Design & Function:

Four stacked lines give the message a prominent place on the tall front panel, with simple colors that suit celebrations throughout the year. Choose a bottle that reflects the recipient’s tastes, then add contrasting tissue paper or a handwritten note to make the gift personal. The first-person wording lets the bag speak for whoever has earned the celebration.

Producer’s Background:

Founded by Alice Trollan, MilkToast Brands brings irreverent wording to gift bags, stationery, and novelty products. Its range includes pens and coloring supplies alongside bottle packaging, using familiar objects as a setting for blunt observations and humor. This design turns that approach toward celebrating effort and achievement.

Use & Care:

Open the base fully and check the bottle’s dimensions before packing. Add tissue paper separately and support the bottom when carrying a filled bag. Keep the paper dry, including protecting it from condensation on chilled bottles. Fold flat after use and reuse while the paper, base and handles remain intact.

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