MilkToast Brands - "Cause We're Too Old For Shots" Wine Gift Bag

Some friendships have traded rounds of shots for a bottle worth sharing. MilkToast Brands - "Cause We're Too Old For Shots" Wine Gift Bag marks that transition with oversized black lettering on brown kraft paper. Sized for one standard wine bottle, it adds a knowing joke to a birthday present, dinner invitation, or reunion with friends who appreciate a more leisurely pour.

Product Details:

• Product Type: Single-bottle wine gift bag.
• Dimensions: 14 inches high × 4.7 inches wide × 3.5 inches deep.
• Capacity: One standard 750 mL bottle.
• Material: Brown kraft paper.
• Printed Message: “Cause we're too old for shots.”
• Design: Bold black lettering on a brown background.
• Handles: Flat brown ribbon handles.
• Base: Reinforced bottom.
• Tissue Paper: Not included.
  

Design & Function:

Stacked lettering fills the tall front panel, making the message the focus of the presentation. Its simple colors work for occasions throughout the year, from milestone birthdays to casual host gifts. The narrow format accommodates a single bottle, while tissue paper in a contrasting color can conceal the contents and finish the package.

Producer’s Background:

Founded by Alice Trollan, MilkToast Brands applies irreverent humor to gift packaging, stationery and novelty products. Wine bags sit alongside pens and coloring supplies in a collection built around direct wording and familiar everyday objects. Here, the brand turns a practical bottle carrier into a small observation about growing older with your friends.

Use & Care:

Open the base fully and check the bottle’s shape against the bag’s dimensions before packing. Add tissue paper separately and support the bottom when carrying a filled bag. Keep the kraft paper dry, particularly when gifting a chilled bottle that may develop condensation. Fold flat after use and reuse while the paper, handles, and base remain intact.