MilkToast Brands - "Cheaper Than Therapy" Wine Gift Bag

Let the packaging deliver the punchline with MilkToast Brands - "Cheaper Than Therapy" Wine Gift Bag. Oversized black lettering gives this brown kraft bottle bag its cheeky character, adding a little irreverence to a dinner-party contribution, birthday present, or thank-you gift. Its tall, single-bottle format and brown ribbon handles make a straightforward presentation for a thoughtfully chosen wine.

Product Details:

• Product Type: Single-bottle wine gift bag.
• Dimensions: 14 inches high × 4.7 inches wide × 3.5 inches deep.
• Capacity: One standard 750 mL bottle.
• Material: Brown kraft paper.
• Printed Message: “CHEAPER THAN THERAPY.”
• Design: Bold black uppercase lettering on a brown background.
• Handles: Flat brown ribbon handles.
• Base: Reinforced bottom.
• Tissue Paper: Not included.
  

Design & Function:

Three lines of prominent lettering keep the joke immediately readable, while the plain kraft background leaves room for your own finishing touches. Add colorful tissue paper, a handwritten tag or a ribbon around the bottle’s neck to personalize the presentation. The occasion-neutral design suits birthdays, housewarmings and host gifts for recipients who enjoy a sarcastic sense of humor.

Producer’s Background:

Founded by Alice Trollan, MilkToast Brands creates gift packaging, stationery and novelty items with an irreverent voice. Its range includes wine bags, pens and coloring products, bringing conspicuous wording and humor to familiar, useful objects. This bag reflects that approach through a simple format and a short message that becomes part of the gift.

Use & Care:

Open the base fully and check the bottle’s dimensions before placing it inside. Add tissue paper separately and support the bottom when carrying a filled bag. Keep the paper dry and protect it from condensation if presenting a chilled bottle. Fold flat for storage and reuse while the handles, base, and paper remain in good condition.