MilkToast Brands - "Don't Get Your Hopes Up" Gift Bag
MilkToast Brands - "Don't Get Your Hopes Up" Gift Bag
Call or chat to determine availability
Give your gift a deliberately modest introduction with MilkToast Brands - "Don't Get Your Hopes Up" Gift Bag. Bold black lettering delivers the deadpan message against brown kraft paper, letting the packaging supply the joke before the present makes its appearance. This medium gift bag combines brown ribbon handles and a reinforced bottom with room for a book, a small boxed present or a few thoughtfully chosen treats.
Product Details:
- Product Type: Medium paper gift bag.
- Dimensions: 11 inches high × 8 inches wide × 4 inches deep.
- Material: Brown kraft paper.
- Printed Message: “Don't get your hopes up.”
- Design: Black lettering on a plain brown background.
- Handles: Flat brown ribbon handles.
- Base: Reinforced bottom.
- Tissue Paper: Not included.
Design & Function:
Oversized lettering keeps the message prominent, while the undecorated kraft background suits occasions throughout the year. Choose it for a birthday, holiday exchange or casual thank-you when the recipient appreciates dry humor. The rectangular base accommodates gifts with some depth, and separately purchased tissue paper can conceal the contents or add a bright contrast to the restrained design.
Producer’s Background:
Founded by Alice Trollan, MilkToast Brands brings irreverent wording to everyday giftables. Its collection includes gift bags, pens and coloring products, with humor expressed through familiar objects people can give and use. This design follows that approach with a short, conspicuous message that makes the wrapping part of the exchange.
Use & Care:
Open the base fully and check your gift against the bag’s dimensions before packing. Wrap delicate items separately, avoid overfilling, and keep the paper away from moisture. Add your own tissue paper for a finished presentation. After gifting, fold the bag flat and reuse it while the paper, base and handles remain in good condition.

-
We ship orders over $100 to most states, including Alaska! Limitations apply.
-
Get hand delivery within 20 miles of our Denver and Lakewood stores. Free transfers.
-
Stop by for weekly wine, beer, and spirits tastings and chat with booze experts.
We're Here For You!
Our chat tool (on the bottom right, below) is a direct way for you to coordinate with our team. This isn't an AI tool, it's a way for us to chat directly with our customers.
If you want pairing advice, reach out. If you need help with your Wine Club membership, reach out.
Chat with us and we'll help.
Explore Wines With Somm Says™ Tasting Games
-
Broc Cellars 'Love Red', California
Vendor:Harvest Wine CompanyRegular price $26.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $26.00 -
Hugo Mendes Castelao Vinho Regional Lisboa, Portugal
Vendor:S&M SelectionsRegular price $28.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 -
Delta Wines Chardonnay, California
Vendor:Craft WinesRegular price $16.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $16.00 -
Domaine Pierre Luneau-Papin 'Terre de Pierre' Muscadet Sevre-et-Maine Sur Lie, Loire, France
Vendor:Old World Wine CoRegular price $43.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $43.00 -
Marchesi Antinori 'Pian delle Vigne' Rosso di Montalcino, Tuscany, Italy
Vendor:SGWS (Southern Glazer's)Regular price $42.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $42.00 -
Nibiru 'Tradition' Red, Kamptal, Austria
Vendor:Anvil Wine CompanyRegular price $25.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $25.00
Sign up for The Inside Pour
Our email subscribers are always kept in the know with the best deals. No BS, just great offers.
Shop Great Whiskey
-
PURE Distilling 'Ma Deuce' Bourbon, Colorado
Regular price $54.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $54.00 -
Leopold Bros. Michigan Cherry Flavored Whiskey, Colorado
Regular price $40.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $40.00 -
Root Shoot Spirits American Single Malt 6 Year Bottled In Bond Whiskey, Colorado
Regular price $79.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $79.00 -
The Block Distilling Co. Bottled-In-Bond The Night Sweats Staright Bourbon Whiskey
Regular price $100.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $100.00 -
The Dalmore 'Cigar Malt' Reserve Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Highlands, Scotland
Regular price $229.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $229.00 -
Glenfiddich 'Our Solera' 15 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Speyside, Scotland
Regular price $105.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $105.00
Need Help? Ask us...
Got Beer? We do...
Use Code "Pick-6 Promo" at checkout to save 10% on any 6 beer, seltzer, cider, or sake selections, including 100s of craft singles.
-
Living the Dream Brewing Co. 'Sundog Blackberry' Fruited Sour Ale Beer, Colorado
Vendor:Colorado Craft DistRegular price From $3.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $3.00 -
Outer Range Brewing Co. 'Fresh Hop In the Deep Steep' India Pale Ale Beer, Colorado
Vendor:Elite Brands of ColoradoRegular price From $5.75Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $5.75 -
Second Dawn Brewing Co. 'Fresh Coast' Fresh Hop West Coast IPA Beer, Colorado
Vendor:Second Dawn Brewing Co.Regular price From $5.50Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $5.50 -
Second Dawn Brewing Co. 'King of Luck' Vienna Lager Beer, Colorado
Vendor:Second Dawn Brewing Co.Regular price From $4.25Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $4.25 -
Diebolt Brewing 'Girlfriend is Bitter' ESB Style Beer, Colorado
Vendor:Diebolt BrewingRegular price From $2.75Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $2.75 -
Diebolt Brewing 'Crow Hammer' Dunkel Lager Beer, Colorado
Vendor:Diebolt BrewingRegular price From $4.75Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $4.75
Join The Club!
Get the best deals and personal selections from our experts. Save big, including up to 10% on all purchases over $20. No commitments and we offer self-service pause, change, upgrade, or cancel at any time.
-
Wine Club Monthly Membership
Regular price From $44.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $44.00 -
'Bier School' Monthly Beer Club Membership
Regular price From $36.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price From $36.00
Got Snacks?
-
Kasemeister Creamery - Smoked Paprika Cheddar Cheese, South Dakota
Regular price $10.50Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.50 -
Kasemeister Creamery - Green Onion Cheddar Cheese, South Dakota
Regular price $10.50Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $10.50 -
North Sky Farm Organic Cave-Aged Cheddar, New York
Regular price $15.00Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $15.00 -
Vermont Farmstead Cheese Co. Maple Cheddar Cheese, Vermont
Regular price $9.95Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $9.95 -
Vermont Farmstead Cheese Co. Maple Bacon Cheddar Cheese, Vermont
Regular price $9.95Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $9.95 -
Vermont Farmstead Cheese Co. Hot Honey Cheddar Cheese, Vermont
Regular price $9.95Regular priceUnit price / perSale price $9.95











