MilkToast Brands - "I'm Not Slurring I'm Speaking In Cursive" Wine Gift Bag

A typographic punchline gives MilkToast Brands - "I'm Not Slurring I'm Speaking In Cursive" Wine Gift Bag its character. Black lettering mixes bold capitals with flowing script on brown kraft paper, making the wording part of the visual joke. Sized for one standard 750 mL wine bottle, it adds a playful finishing touch to a birthday, housewarming, or dinner-party gift.

Product Details:

• Product Type: Single-bottle wine gift bag.
• Printed Message: "I'm not slurring I'm speaking in cursive."
• Material: Brown kraft paper.
• Dimensions: 4.7 × 3.5 × 14 inches.
• Capacity: One standard 750 mL wine bottle.
• Handles: Flat brown ribbon-style handles.
• Base: Reinforced bottom.
• Design: Black block and script lettering on a natural brown background.
• Finish: Matte.
• Tissue Paper: Not included.
• Reuse: Reusable when clean and undamaged.

Design & Function:

The contrast between upright capitals and cursive lettering reinforces the message, giving this design more than a printed slogan. Its tall, narrow shape accommodates a wine bottle, while the kraft background pairs easily with colorful tissue paper or a handwritten tag. The reinforced base and handles complete a straightforward gift presentation.

Producer’s Background:

Founded by Alice Trollan, MilkToast Brands creates novelty gifts that combine practical formats with irreverent humor. Its collection includes gift bags, stationery, coloring products, and other playful giftables. The wine-bag range brings that approach to bottle gifting, using conversational wording and simple graphics to make the packaging part of the exchange.

Use & Care:

Open the base fully and check the bottle’s fit before loading. Add separately purchased tissue paper to conceal the contents or attach a personal gift tag. Keep the paper dry and avoid condensation from chilled bottles. Fold flat for reuse when clean and undamaged, and check local recycling guidance before disposal.