St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Cocktail, New York
St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Cocktail, New York
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Channeling the smoky mystique of mezcal without a drop of alcohol, the St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Cocktail, New York, is a bold, non-alcoholic reinterpretation of a classic with unmistakable character. Crafted by the award-winning team at St. Agrestis, this ready-to-drink cocktail marries their signature bitter backbone with earthy depth, vegetal intrigue, and a subtle kiss of smoke. A tribute to mezcal’s regional soul, it’s as complex as it is refreshing, proof that zero-proof doesn’t mean zero personality.
Product Details:
- Style: Non-Alcoholic Cocktail (Negroni-style with mezcal character)
- ABV: <0.5%
- Key Ingredients: Nopales cactus smoke, traditional Phony Negroni botanicals, natural bittering agents
- Carbonation: Lightly carbonated to emulate alcoholic bite
Sensory Description:
Crystal-clear with a Champagne hue, this clarified cocktail opens with aromas of herbal bitterness, subtle smoke, and citrus zest. On the palate, it balances roasted vegetal notes, earthy undertones, and a robust bitterness, all wrapped in a gentle sparkle that mimics the warming bite of spirits. The mouthfeel is silky and crisp, leading to a dry, smoky finish that lingers like a campfire memory.
Awards & Accolades:
- Double Gold – 2025, San Francisco World Spirits Competition
- Best-in-Class Finalist – 2025, San Francisco World Spirits Competition
Producer's Background:
Founded in Brooklyn, St. Agrestis is revered for blending Italian tradition with American craft. The distillery is known for its obsessively curated botanical spirits and its pioneering work in non-alcoholic cocktails, like the Phony Negroni. Their dedication to sourcing organic ingredients and applying old-world methods results in expressions that honor classic forms while innovating boldly. With a focus on balance, flavor, and modernity, St. Agrestis has become a staple in Michelin-starred bars and restaurants across the country.
Serving Suggestions:
Enjoy the St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Cocktail chilled straight from the bottle or poured over ice with a twist of orange for added brightness. Its smoky, bitter complexity makes it a perfect pairing for charred vegetables, grilled tacos, or smoky cheeses, and a sophisticated companion to mezcal-inspired cuisine.
The St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Cocktail, New York, captures the spirit of mezcal in a non-alcoholic format that’s elegant, adventurous, and entirely uncompromising, a cocktail made for curious palates and memorable moments.

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